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Monday, 23 December, 2002, 15:54 GMT
Top 10 Christmas cracker jokes
![]() "What's ET short for...?"
We asked you to send in your favourite cracker jokes.
To set the tone, we gave you as an example this Totally Crackers joke about elephants:
"What's grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow? "An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in its mouth."
Below are the 10 of your jokes we found funniest, in reverse order. Don't blame us - you sent them in.
10. Gary, UK
9. Patrick Molyneux,
England 8. Neil Biswas, England
7. Sonya, UK
6. Caroline, England
5. Kazza, UK
4. Elizabeth Elwell, Australia
3. Dave McWhirter,
UK
2. John Warland, UK
1. Daniel Huntley,
Aberystwyth, Wales
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