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Friday, 4 October, 2002, 10:32 GMT 11:32 UK
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6. Ron Dickson, US
Clinton: "I know it's an old joke, but those 'kick me' signs just crack me up."

5. HanafiH, UK
Cherie: "You should hear his Yasser Arafat!"

4. Rob James
Cherie to Tony: "I don't care if he IS a friend of Bill's, if he stays at our house, he's NOT using the shower!"

3. Chris Shaw, UK
As the line up changed once again, Hear'Say decided to call it a day.

2. Chris Whittle, UK
Spacey: "Right then, former children's favourites Rod, Jane and Freddy will be on after the Bingo and remember your ticket gets you Scampi or chicken in a basket."

1. Jonathan Phillips, Scotland
"... so Philip asks 'Is it bigger than the bread basket?'"


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