Networks: Labour, Sheffield Brightside
David is opening a bottle
What would you like to do to David?
Poke David 18.40%
Hug David 15.20%
Karate Chop David 66.40%
125 of you have done something to David.
- Enjoys Round the Horne and Federico Garcia Lorca
- In 1999, his then guide dog Lucy vomited in the Chamber during the speech of his Tory opponent
- Explained in 2001 that he wore his wedding ring, in spite of being a divorcee, as "a useful way of ensuring that people don't casually think I am available"
- Fan of Elvis Presley, Delius, Procul Harum, Joe Cocker, Peter Skellern and Nana Mouskouri
Other social networking services are available. Karate chopping should only be done as a metaphor and real-life violence against politicians is to be abhorred.
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