The National Portrait Gallery commissioned Sam Taylor-Wood in to produce a portrait of the most famous footballer in the world.
(Edited highlights of the panel's review taken from the teletext subtitles that are generated live for Newsnight Review.)
PAUL MORELY:
It's the question that's on
everybody's lips, did he or didn't
he sleep through this one-hour and
seven minutes of him.
WARK:
Did he?
MORLEY:
I think he did. It doesn't matter
if he did or he didn't, that's part of the
fakery of the whole thing. It's one of the
reasons I love it so much. I've
finally found a place to worship.
It's this wonderful intersection of
fame and art and sport and business
and religion and advertising. I
just think it's an absolutely
wonderful work of argument. I love
the way that people were so
excited about seeing it. It's been
mobbed by some people. I love the
idea that throughout all of this
chaos in Beckham's life at the
moment, with everything that's
going on, he is sleeping through it.
I think that's fantastic. And then
when you wonder when you see how
beautiful he is, that he is a
sleeping beauty. Who is going to
wake him up? Is it Victoria,
Rebecca, the kids, is it Sven, Ronaldo
or Abramovich? That's the beautiful part of it.
Who will wake him up?
WILLIAMS:
He is beautiful. This is pornographic
in the best possible sense. In that,
he is made available to all-comers
and prevents himself for the camera
with some sort of knowledge, he
seems to exude a knowledge he has
been looked at. That is absolutely
fine.
ROSIE BOYCOTT:
You are allowed to sleep in the
bed with him. That is
what's so wonderful about it.
If you lay on your side you would
be right beside him,
you could see him as the lover.
That is really clever of her.
I think it's incredibly clever. I
like it when she says she looked at
him and knows he has been
photographed and pictured from
every single way that this man can
be done, what can I do? This is so
smart. It's just so anti-the
physicality of the man. Yet, it's
incredibly thoughtful.
MORLEY:
We don't see his legs, the most important
part of him in a way.
WARK:
Nor does he turn away from us
at any point.
MORLEY:
Even in his sleep he
knows what he's doing.
WILLIAMS:
We see the hand going off camera
and down below, there is a sense that
there's a lower body.
WARK:
He doesn't snort, he doesn't snore,
he didn't dribble.
BOYCOTT:
He looks like a good sleeping companion.
MORLEY:
It looks like he is taking a free kick. It's
immaculate. He puts swerve on it.
WARK:
Once you've accepted that he is a thing of
beauty, or whatever, if that's your
shtick, once you have accepted that,
you're not expected to stay for
an hour and seven minutes.
MORLEY:
You must!
WARK:
If it had been someone, for
example, like Lucien Freud or
Jonathan Miller or someone
who has an intrinsically interesting
face, do you think that would have
sustained for all of that time,
would that have sustained you even
more?
BOYCOTT:
Not really, no. I wouldn't
have liked to see that, I think she was smart
because you have sort of run out of
options with Beckham
in a very short space of time. At
the end of the day he's a very
young guy . And when you go out and
you look at the rest of the
portraits around there, there are
older people, they're richer faces,
they've got many more dimensions to
them. Ultimately, portraits are
about looking into people's eyes.
This is what is so curious about
this one. Of course, you didn't see
his eyes at all.
WARK:
What I thought, because she's
just such a brilliant
photographer, is that apparently she
did that by taking a couple of
extra lights out of a standard lamp
and just leaving one of the bulbs
in, and it just looks beautiful.
WILLIAMS:
It does. Yeah. It exudes this kind of
classical sense of self but I think
that's also helped by the title, if
he had been christened Kevin it
wouldn't have that kind of
Renaissance quality.
MORELY:
I think it should be in a
booth in every high street. You go
in for a moment of contemplation.
BOYCOTT:
Paul, do you think it will be
around in 50 years?
MORLEY:
I think it will be around for centuries, I think
it's a really important work of art.
I do.
WILLIAMS:
Particularly for women. It
was the case when I sat there for
my stint, two thirds of the viewers
were women of a certain age: it's
Snow White for girls.