When the guidebooks tell you your destination has "good transport links", it should set alarm bells ringing.
But as Fast Track found, the best thing about Trondheim, in the west of Norway, is the rail line running from there to the Arctic Circle's northern wilderness.
On a journey through Norway's mountains, waterfalls and herds of reindeer, Keith Wallace tried to stay awake on the real polar express.
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