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Your children are more likely to be ambitextrous than you, they might even throw a benny if you banjax their doofah.

If all of that sounds like complete nonsense, then don't worry, we're here to help.

Internet users are now able to post their suggestions for new words online.

Set up by Collins dictionary, the word exchange gives users the chance to suggest words that should be included in their dictionary, but we'll also put you out of your misery.

  • Breakfast's Julia Botfield looked at the meaning of some of the new words...

  • Tuesday's guests were Susie Dent author of "Larpers and Shroomers", which is a chronicle of our shape-shifting language and Jill Cornish from Collins dictionary

    Follow the link below to go straight to the Collins Word Exchange

  • And you can also test your knowledge of some of the new words which are either going to be included in the living dictionary, or are awaiting approval.

    Question 1
    What's a mum truck?
    A: A lorry driven by a mother
    B: A 4x4 vehicle used to take the kids to school
    C: A bus used to carry mothers to bingo
    Question 2
    If you're looking at a cobwebsite are you...
    A: Looking at a website devoted to cobwebs
    B: Looking at a historical site of some importance
    C: Looking at an out of date website
    Question 3
    What's the latest definition of 'fried'?
    A: To damage your mind through drug use
    B: To burn your ear through mobile phone use
    C: To spend too long in the sun
    Question 4
    What are slumpys?
    A: The opposite of boomys
    B: Repeated falls in the housing market
    C: Comfortable clothes worn around the house
    Question 5
    What's the definition of 'grey Britain'?
    A: The growing number of pensioners in the UK
    B: The British Isles, boring and miserable
    C: The high annual rainfall experienced in Britain
    Question 6
    What is a doofah?
    A: Any small rodent like mammal
    B: A synthetic sponge made from polypropylene
    C: Any kind of 'gizmo' i.e the remote control
    Question 7
    What do you like if you're a junglist?
    A: Listening to jungle music
    B: Exotic jungle exploring holidays
    C: The work of Carl Gustav Jung
    Question 8
    You go shopping and come home with a slab, what have you just bought?
    A: A totally useless piece of street hardware
    B: A large bar of Cadburys Dairy Milk
    C: A case of shrink wrapped beer
    Question 9
    What is off-road rage?
    A: Anger directed at pedestrians
    B: Anger directed at 4x4 drivers
    C: Anger directed at people in bus queues
    Question 10
    What is a fauxhawk?
    A: A fake plastic bird to distract pigeons
    B: Less extreme kind of mohawk hairdo
    C: A person who makes a note of faux pas

     Press the button and see how you have done

    Suggestions

    Ambitextrous is one of the new words waiting to be approved by Collins.

    Correspondents send in their suggestions to the living dictionary, then anyone can debate the meaning of the words.

    Gradually words like Henmania (hysteria about England tennis player Tim Henman) slip into everyday usage.

    And then they are usually added to dictionaries. Try our quiz to find out if you can work out the true meaning of some of the latest suggestions.

    Tell us what new words you would like to see included in the dictionary. e-mail us now

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