Late at night on the day Jade Goody and Shilpa Shetty had an explosive argument in Celebrity Big Brother, the housemates had conversations that were not broadcast.
Channel 4 has now released the transcripts, which are published below and contain strong language.
TUESDAY 16 JAN, APPROX 2318
Jade Goody referred to Shilpa Shetty as "Shilpa Poppadom"
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Jo O'Meara - No?
Jade Goody - Nothing.
Jo - Bad?
Jade - No, not really, but yeah, really. Yeah?
Danielle Lloyd - What's there to say?
Jo - You're allowed to say.
Jade - [Inaudible] get in trouble.
Cleo Rocas - No, you can't say anything. All I can tell you it was 24 hours later.
Big Brother - This is Big Brother. Could Danielle come to the diary room?
Jade - 24 hours later?
Jo - Yeah, that you got told off.
Danielle - I can't even remember saying anything.
Jade - I think I know. I don't think it's anything naughty like that. I think that... maybe Danielle used the 'P' word.
Jo - Oh, really?
Jade - Maybe.
Cleo - I don't even know what 'P' word means. Don't tell me, though.
Jo - Oh, you're kidding. That's bad.
Jade - No, I can imagine her saying that under her breath.
[Deletion of defamatory reference to a third party outside the house for legal reasons]
Jo - Oh, that's not good.
Jade - Maybe she didn't. Maybe I'm just thinking it.
Jo - Oh, that's naughty, naughty, naughty that is.
[The group talk about wine]
Cleo - I'm trying to work out what the 'P' word is.
Jade - Did you use the 'P' word?
Danielle - What's the 'P' word?
Jack Tweed - It rhymes with 'tacky'.
Jo - Keep it nice and discreet there Jack.
Danielle - I don't know.
Jade - When the argument was going on, did you use the 'P' word that rhymes with 'tacky'?
Danielle - No.
Jade - That's what I thought. I thought, I can imagine her saying that under her breath or something.
Danielle - I don't use them words.
Jo - Good.
Jade - That's a good thing. I can't imagine her going: 'Oh, fuck off you?'
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[Cross talk]
Cleo - Just my luck.
Jade - What happened?
Cleo - Got full again.
Jade - Yeah, but I wanted a drink and it just went...
Cleo - Oh, I miss my huge mouth the whole time. It's so embarrassing in restaurants when you go like this and? That's why I never drink red. It really shows. No. It's not going for you.
Jo - There once was a house that was happy.
Jade - I've got a great one, but I'm not allowed to say it.
Danielle - Why? Why? I want to know.
Cleo - She can't if she can't say it.
[Cross talk]
Jo - There once was a house that was happy, 'mi ni mi ni mi ni mi ni' and then there entered?
Cleo - You're all going to go to Big Brother prison.
Danielle - How do you know what...
Cleo - And you're going to need me.
Jo - But it ends with a nappy. What's wrong with you people?
Jack - But if you say, 'Along came some people who were tacky'.
Jade - There once was a house that was happy, until?
Jack - They made it really tacky.
Jade - Until there entered a? Until there entered a?
Jo - Strappy? Strap-on.
Jack - Strap-on
Jade - No, no, no, there once was a house that was happy?
Jo - Until someone got yappy.
Jade - Yes. There once was a house that was happy, until someone got yappy.
Jack - She nearly killed everyone with a chicken.
Cleo - But everything ended up finger-lickin'.
Jo - Now you've got to do something that rhymes with a nappy.
Cleo - Oh, God, don't give that to Danielle, for God's sake.
Danielle - And it all ended up - Being crappy.
Cleo - Oh, dear me.
Jo - Right.
Danielle - That could have been rather disturbing, that.
Jo - That was a good one.
WEDNESDAY, APPROX 0013
Jo - ...claim to fame was your argument with her.
Jade - Yeah, with her.
Jo - Because of the argument they had. She said: 'You know what, Jade, this is going to be your claim to fame.'
Jade - Because she's a God.
Danielle - Is that what she said?
Jo - Yeah, she did.
Jade - 'This is going to be your claim to fame.'
Jo - 'This is going to be your claim to fame.'
Jade - [Inaudible] I don't know her surname. Shilpa Pashwa fucking whoever you are, Shilpa Poppadom, I fucking... Oooh.
Jack - Stop it.
Jo - Calm down. It's finished.
Jade - I am fuming and I know that it's not going to lie, because I know, when I look at her tomorrow, I'm going to be feeling sick. I cannot stay... I cannot stay in this house and I will never walk...
Jo - There was a young girl from Bombay...
Jade - No, let's not do that. I will not walk, because I've never let it get to me, but I tell you what, if I go, that will probably be the best thing for me - a bloody godsend - because I'll end up smashing her head against... No, I won't, because I'm not violent.
Jo - Jack's like: 'Yeah, uh-huh'.
Cleo - I think it will probably be better...
Jo - Drink another beer.
Cleo - ...to change the subject because I don't want you to get into... I'm very passionate, and I think we all are. When you get that angry, you use...
Jo - No, I think that today's argument was a nasty argument.
[Cross talk]
Jade - I'm common and I need... I need to go and get elocution lessons because I'm common? How dare she turn her nose up at me? I'm not one of her pissing servants. She's in a house with nine other people, which are normal people. Jermaine Jackson is a fucking legend - you don't hear him talking down to people. You don't hear him turning his nose up to people.
Jo - You don't really get much bigger than Jackson.
Jade - No, you don't. You don't hear him say...
Jo - And he's the quietest, nicest, most genuine person.
Cleo - Yeah, I love him.
Jo - Genuinely, a genuine person who's lovely.
Cleo - He is genuine.
Jo - And I've got to be honest, I have witnessed things myself with sniggering and whispering and talking...
Jade - Jack did. Jack was in there the other day, in that kitchen, it was just him and Jermaine...
Jo - She done it about me with Dirk over the whisky.
Jade - Shilpa walked into the kitchen, looked at Jack, whispered to Jermaine and laughed. Jack said to me, 'Oh, my God'. I was just this close to saying something to Shilpa.