Caption competition

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It's time again for the Magazine caption competition.

What's being said as this man sets out with his scythe beside the Norfolk Broads?

6. Nick, UK
The farmer had a long walk in store after the airport security staff said no.

5. Ellie, London
"I had a brand new combine harvester, but I gave you the key..."

4. Joe Lyus, UK
"When I said get me a picture of someone in thigh length rubber boots, this isn't what I had in mind!"

3. Richard Peacock, US
"And who says scythe doesn't matter?"

2. Robert S-Jones, UK
With his pension fund sadly lacking, Death was forced to get a second job.

1. James, Scotland
Photographic evidence that weapons of marsh destruction do exist.

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Previous winners are available on the Magazine index.