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This week, Michael Howard celebrates his new post as Conservative Party leader with a pint with his constituents at the Kings Head in Hythe.
6. Si Clone, UK
Here's to Iain Derrick-Smith, we will never forget you.
5. Michael Brown, Ottawa
If I close one eye, your head's as big as this beer.
4. Shaky, UK
He has something of the Friday night out about him.
3. Gary M Simon, UK
"A pint? That's very nearly an armful!"
2. Tom, UK
Yes, but did you threaten to down it in one?
1. Paul Beaumont, UK
Bitter, Iain?