Caption competition

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It's time again for the Magazine caption competition.

What's being said as the Queen outlines the government's agenda for the year ahead?

6. Badger, Leicester, UK
"I still say it's scripted."

5. Andrew Worgan, UK
"And finally, Lot 259 - a pair of highly decorative pageboys. Do I hear £1,000?"

4. Giles Searby, UK
"...and that question goes to number two."

3. Andy Mabbett, UK
"I'm with the school newspaper - you?"

2. David Williams, UK
For the first time since 1862, the Queen's Speech was decided by a penalty shoot-out.

1. Dominic Hagyard, UK
"Oh well, I didn't want to go to university anyway..."

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Previous winners are available on the Magazine index.