It's the end of the week, so it's time for BBC News Online's weekly news quiz.
This quiz is here every week, and is now part of BBC News Online's Magazine. This means you can find it whatever day of the week you want, at the following address: www.bbc.co.uk/magazine
And now for the last time, here is the Seven Days, Seven Questions bonus question.
The rules are simple. We give you the answer, you write the question. Marks are deducted for predictability. (Entries are now closed)
The bonus answer is: "The less there is to hang around."
Wrong questions included:
The more C-List, desperate, wannabe celebraties we can get into the new Carry On film...
Lauren, UK
The reply to the question, Why did you have lipo on your waist?
Colin Bartlett,
Oxford
Complete this traditional Yuletide proverb - 'The more tinsel you put on the tree...'
Bruce Hunt, UK
The more 'green bottles' George Best puts away...
Tim Ruddell,
UK
Why do Ancient Mariners recommend that you shoot only small albatrosses?
Jeff, UK
The more they airbrush J-Lo's rear...
Lionel Hives, UK
What are the missing words from this extract from Exercise 7, Question 14 of the Network Rail Station Staff training manual: The more people you can cram onto a late train, which we will subsequently hold for 40 minutes at signals 100 yards out of the station, ___ ____ _____ __ __ ____ ______ on the platform, and our image improves significantly.
Timbo, North East England
What happens to a) your flesh and b) your friends if you spend too long on the Atkins Diet?
Dan S, UK
The more washing that you tumble dry
Tracy White,
UK
The more pictures that get stolen from Tate Britain...
Bob,
UK
What is the result of ignoring all those penis growth e-mails ?
Dave Williams, UK
What is the result of the growing popularity of the electric chair and lethal injection as methods of executing more and more criminals.
Richard Currie, UK
Is it something to do with the number of monkeys in Hartlepool?
Rhod, UK
All wrong. The correct question was "How did Dr Graham Giles explain the effect of regular masturbation on carcinogens in the prostate gland?"
EXCITING NEWS FOR FANS OF THE BONUS QUESTION!
From Monday, the Bonus Question becomes a daily event. An answer will be published each day at 1030BST; wrong questions will be added over lunchtime and the correct question will be revealed mid-afternoon. It's too exciting for words. Visit www.bbc.co.uk/magazine from Monday, and look for this symbol.
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