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Results in our weekly caption competition.

This week, former sumo wrestler Konishiki prepares to make his opera debut in a Tokyo production of Die Fledermaus.

6. Spadge, Dumfries
I daren't press the enlarge button.

5.Tim York, Norwich
So where did it all go wrong, Aled?

4.Jamie, New York
Upon hearing the muffled aria, a horrified Konishiki realised that Kiri Te Kanawa was missing.

3.Kevin Smith, Eastbourne
La Dolce Eater

2.Daniel Massey, Tavistock, UK
"Chi ha mangiato tutte le torte?"
(Subtitles: "Who ate all the pies?")

1.Sandra Parker, Darwin, Australia
Oh, Sumo Mio

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