Caption competition

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Here are the winning entries in our weekly caption competition.

This week, Sir Sean Connery arrives at the premiere of the movie The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen on a gondola (be sure to enlarge the image for full effect). What's being said?

6. Eddie, UK
I'm a little teapot
Short and shtout
Here ish my handle
here ish my shpout

5. Jonas Lieberknecht, Berlin, Germany
Antonio Banderas wished he'd never accepted that bet.

4. Cane, Essex
The name's Albert, Uncle Albert.

3. Derek Worster, Shoreham by Sea
Sean's 'Sooty in the nude' joke was wearing very thin on Mrs Connery.

2. Melanie Baker, Barnsley
"I had that Roger Moore in my boat once."

1. Tim, UK
The Punt for Red October