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Winning entries in our weekly caption competition.

Former Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher is given a Tiffany's "apple" as a gift by New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg during her tour of the city.

6. Michael Brown, Ottawa, Canada
Bloomberg: "No no, the REAL Empire State Building is a few blocks from here. This is just a snow globe."

5. Sachio, London
"You take the blue pill, you wake up in your bed, and believe whatever you want to believe."

4. Edmund Kleiser, Kingston, Canada
"This bit is not for turning."

3. Mickey Rogers, Indianapolis, US
"And this button calls Batman."

2. Mark Crane, Southampton
Mrs T: "An apple? The British invented that, you know..."

1. James Wiffen, Chelmsford, Essex
".......will play number 45, Torquay United."