Caption competition

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The winning entries in this week's caption competition.

Hollywood funnyman Adam Sandler tied the knot with actress Jackie Titone. Even Mr Sandler's dog, Meatball, dressed up for the occasion.

6. R Stark, London
Best man's friend.

5. Tom Beckett, Reading
As the clock struck midnight, all was not well for Cinders.

4. Brian Mills, Ontario, Canada
"But Jackie honey, he always sleeps with me."

3. Rod Harbottle, Wraysbury, UK
"I just told the police officer that I was with the corgis and I was in!"

2. Gerry Duignan, Harrow
The Titanic theme had seemed such a good idea on paper.

1. Derrick, Northants
Try as he might, Lassie's replacement couldn't get across just how serious the situation was.