Caption competition

Here are the winning entries for this week's caption competition, for the photograph of Baroness Thatcher receiving an award from US Vice President Dick Cheney.

Thanks to everyone who entered. There will be another competiton next Thursday, with winning entries on Friday at noon.

7. Ian S, UK
"Look, I'm telling you it says best before 1991 here!"

6. Matt Higginbotham, UK
Thatcher: "You know, being the Ironlady isn't all that easy - one occasionaly requires a little oil on the old joints."

5. Paul, UK
"And for my next trick I shall produce Henry Kissinger."

4. Paul Villa, Wales
Maggie: "Of course our British pickpockets would be much more discreet."

3. Kieron, England
"Round and round the garden like a teddy bear, one step, two step, tickly under there!"

2. Bob Blainey, UK
"The lady's not for turning off."

1. Stuart M, UK
"I'd have gotten away with it if it hadn't been for you pesky kids!!!"

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