Caption competition

Thanks for your entries in our caption competition showing Madonna waiting to greet the Queen at the royal premiere of the latest James Bond flick.

As ever there will be another competition next Thursday, with winning entries on Friday at noon.

6. Brian Macdonell, UK
Madame Tussaud's arrange to have heating turned down after Madonna begins to melt.

5. Dave Bryon, England
Even after his recent sex change operation, Bond baddie Jaws was easy to spot in the line-up.

4. Yabanji, Turkey
"Eee! I've wet me knickers! Oh well, they'll 'dry another day'..."

3. Kate Adams, UK
"I really don't think she was amused at my impression of Prince Charles."

2. Stuart, UK
Princess Anne's English bull terrier escapes premiere with superficial bite wounds.

1. Doug, Canada
Madonna wrestles with Danny DeVito for place in line-up.

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