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Friday, 2 August, 2002, 11:18 GMT 12:18 UK
Caption competition
Ken Livingstone and Bob Kiley
Thanks for your entries to our weekly caption competition. Here are the winners.

London Mayor, Ken Livingstone, goes down the Tubes with his transport boss Bob Kiley. They've got plenty to talk about at the moment, but this time it was you writing the script.

Thanks to everyone who entered - there will be another competition next Thursday, with results again next Friday.

6. Ali, UK
Bob: "I thought you said you were going to democratise London?"
Ken: "No, I said I was going to hold a pole."

5. Nicholas Dicker, UK
Ken: "Can I have a PPP please, Bob?"

4. David Boothroyd, UK
Bob: "Your congestion is really bad, Ken."
Ken: "No Bob, I always sound like this."

3. Julie B., UK
The UK's first ever SAGA-appointed Guardian Angels take up position.

2. Miles Bancroft, UK
Ken: "This wasn't what I had in mind when I ordered pole dancing with Kylie."

1. Guy Matthews, UK
Ken: "Thank you for your kind applause, my friend will be coming round with a hat. Only £3,999,999.50 to go."


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